I will see you in 18 days.

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imperiosity:

The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”

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auberginesheets:

I need to stop dating such terrible people. When will I learn?

Same

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this morning.

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ohhowlucky:

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

Oh my goodness I’ve listened to this a thousand times and it’s still hilarious.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via ancient-souls)